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Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem
I can never remember what I just said.
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
Patient: What problem?
How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
Ans: There is a stamp on it.
Student: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Student: good, because I didn't do my homework.
Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
Exams are there,
At the paper you stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes you pull your hair
The teachers make you glare,
The grades are not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE!!
टैक्सी ड्रायवर (कंजूस पैसेंजर से) –
“सर, गाड़ी के ब्रेक फेल हो गए हैं, अब क्या करूँ ?”
पैसेंजर (गुस्से से) -”हरामखोर ! पहले मीटर बंद कर ….. !”