A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers".
Girl and Boy were sitting alone.
Boy started touching the girl.
Girl: don't touch me. Touch me only after marriage.
Boy: Okkkk, then call me when you are married.
Girl friends are like a net virus.
They enter your life, scan your pocket,
edit your mind, download your problems
and delete your happiness.