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A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus
He wrote:-
"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers".

Girl and Boy were sitting alone.
Boy started touching the girl.
Girl: don't touch me. Touch me only after marriage.
Boy: Okkkk, then call me when you are married.



Girl friends are like a net virus.
They enter your life, scan your pocket,
edit your mind, download your problems
and delete your happiness.