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Ik newly wed girl ki B.Ed. exam me first division aayi.
Uska husband khushi ke mare apne father-in-law ko sms karta hai:-
"Aapki Beti Bed me First Class Hai".
Q. Watch aur Wife me kya farak hota hai?
Ans: Watch bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai and
Wife bigadati hai to shuru ho jati hai.
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh
first time 100 Rs. fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu?
Shuru kisne kiya tha?
Ek baar ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein interview dene jata hai.
Interview mein manager poochta hai so... Mr. Software Engineer, what do u expect for the salary?
Software Engineer: "Jyada nahi Saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye, Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, ar kuch naukar-chakar"
Manager: "Ok Mr Software Engineer, Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas hazzar rupayei, Ek bada sa bunglow in Nariman Point, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke baccho ko school ka admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye"
Software Engineer is very excited, "Kyo saab majaak kartey ho!"
Manager: "Shuru kisne kiya tha?"