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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa

What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

sardar lost his cheque book
Bank Manager:be careful anyone can put ur sign
Sardar :Iam not a fool Ihave already signed all cheques

Sardar ji watching star movies
during the commercial break it says " U are watching star movies"
sardar : how they know that?




Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Sardar goes to china to find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? He said- I am seeing how i look while sleeping.