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Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

Pahla Aadmi: O God, I want a house full of silver.
Dusra Aadmi: O God, I want a house full of gold.
Teesra Aadmi: O God, I want the key of their house.



Boy: Chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl: Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do...